Phase 02: Tripping Major Ballsack
No other animation studio: Pixar:
Let’s hear is for the costumers and fabric makers at Pixar! They are sickeningly dedicated and talented!
y’all know that this is like. social media right????? like if you wanna unfollow someone you can?????? and you don’t need to send in a resignation letter with your reasons and explanations or send anon hate to try to justify yourself????? like it’s okay. you can just. click the button. there’s a button. it’s right there. just click it. that’s all you gotta do.
ONCE TOLD ME-
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
In the shape of an “L” on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets
You never know if you don’t go
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
HEY NOW
You’re an all star
Get your game on, go play
HEY NOW
YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR
GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
Only shooting stars break the mold
It’s a COOL PLACE,
And they say it gets COLDER!
YOU’RE BUNDLED UP NOW, WAIT TIL YOU GET OLDER
But the media man begs to differ, Judging by the hole in the satellite picture!
The iCe we sKaTE is getting pretty thin!
The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim
shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her
so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
Or domestic labour by the age of 7
And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either
Or be your personal therapist.






















